If I am ever blessed with a little girl, I will never ever bestow on her a haircut like this! Hello, I am not a boy! And can my mom at least comb my hair before picture day?!

My mom swears this was a professional haircut. If that’s true, the stylist definitely needs to find another career. My teeth were also a nice touch. My buck tooth smile was especially flattering when I was missing my two inscisors.

At least we know that Logan comes byhis snaggle teeth honestly.
And while I am posting am embarassing childhood picture, how about the oh-so-glamourous Glamourshot, circa 1992.

Those stars add just right right amount of sparkle and shimmer to compliment my pink lipstick and boufant hair.